Surprise! Surprise!

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Dey’s dis story bout ah Vagrant who died and went to Heaven like de beggar, Lazarus did in de book of Luke in de Bible. De Vagrant was full ah Su...

De Love Vine 2010 awe-ward

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Ah wish to congratulate all six candidates who received Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second New Year’s Honours. Ah think all six would have co...

Get dat Grinch out we Christmas

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It was not de very best of Christmases but it was nevertheless good. On de good side ah was able to introduce de family to “house to house” ...

My greatest Christmas gift

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Ah drove thru town earlier tonight (Chose-dey) and when ah see de crazy shopping scene as ah got pass Corea’s & Hazells Inc. ...

De Big Man Dey up Dey

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Dat was de Gran-murder ah all elections. Some say it was going to be 9-6, some say 10-5, 13-2. People from even both sides say 14-1. Dr Care-not John ...

Murder advantage

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Ah looked at Keith Mc Lean on TV lying on Hospital bed, beaten and bruised foh rebuking three fellars from painting party signs pon his mothers proper...

Only ten more days to go

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Is unfortunate dat violence is taking over de calm-pain because ah beginning to enjoy de Ads, de slogans and de songs. Both side ...

Some nice people leave

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Dis week ah have me plate full ah tributes; four deaths in as many weeks in my extended family. De passing of Sister Sharon Dicks...

Lie-za wants ah seek-your phone

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It ain’t time foh new year’s Awe-ward yet, but ah want to give out two“Vincy Roast Breadfruit & Jack Fish Awe-wards” to ah “D...

Calm-law getting eve’l or eve’n

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Maybe Prime Minister Calm-law Best-see-saw does not know of the leg-ah-see or die-nasty dat was built between de Dr Eric Williams�...